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Oct. 15th, 2011

Bored, Irritated

[directed to Kyon but wide open] [yes she took this long to get back to it, just roll with it folks]

So, let's assume I believe you, on the off chance you're not screwing with me again.

You're saying that, basically, you're a time traveler. Effectively.

Jun. 10th, 2011

ANGRY VOICE

[yes, she has missed Mikuru's note]

WHERE THE HELL IS KYON?

I have furinture that needs moved.

Dec. 29th, 2010

Bored, Irritated

[audio]

Bored...

...bored...

...

[thunk]

Annoyed.

Bored.

...

You know what?

Screw it.

[a clatter of the D-Comm being deposited on a desk, footsteps walking off, followed by a frantic Patamon]

H- Haruhi-sama! HARUHI-SAMA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

Jun. 30th, 2010

...

[delayed reaction ftl] - [audio] - [DATS Lock]

...

Heeeeeeeeeey, y'know what?

Yes, Haruhi-sama?"

With how they've reorganized the squads, and us General Captains now being over the whole division...

...

THE SOS BRIGADE'S RANKS HAVE GROWN.

Um, there are the other Captains to think abou--MMPH.

QUIET, I'm thinking!

[Patamon whimpering in abject fear of this statement.]

This requires reflection...

...

QUICKLY! TO THE TRAIN STATION!

Dec. 19th, 2009

Hmmmm.

Even More Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya - Christmas Edition

So.

Santa Claus.

Jolly fat man who delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls, or something more sinister?

I've been pondering this for awhile, and have come to a conclusion...

Santa is, in fact, an alien. No other creature on earth could live that long. OR TRAVEL THAT FAST. The presents and gifts are a facade, a ruse to lure us into a false sense of security, so that we turn away while his true intentions are put into motion.

Some may question whether or not he exists, but I am convinced he, in fact, travels the globe as a means of mapping it, and surveying things. Taking a look at various superpowers' defenses so that when the centuries of preparation is complete, they have an up-to-date assessment of our strengths and weaknesses when the invasion inevitably comes.

Sure, he might bring presents.

But at what cost? AT WHAT COST?!

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Which, hey, nothing we have to worry about HERE, but I figured everyone deserves a fair warning. ^_^

Sep. 8th, 2009

Pissy

SOS Log 13.3 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 3

...what the... where the heck am...

HARUHI-SAMA! You're awake!

Of course I am! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

EEP! ...You... you were data frozen...

I was...

.
..
...

SO THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO, HUH?!

Th- they...?

They're trying to shut me up! They did this to send me a warning!

Haruhi-sama, who is THEY?

THEM, of course! God, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?!

But you weren't the only one froz-

WELL I WON'T HAVE IT! I'LL BE LOUDER THAN EVER BEFORE! THE TRUTH WILL BE FOUND!

[sound of someone marching away]

H- Haruhi-sama! Wait-!

[door slam]

[click]

Aug. 31st, 2009

HEH.

SOS Log 13.2 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 2

JUST SO EVERYONE IS CLEAR.

THIS is not an alien. Aliens would never announce themselves in such a public manner! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.

Vadermon are also not aliens. They are just Digimon that evolve into things that LOOK like aliens. That's like saying my Patamon's actually a servant of God. C'mon, now!

And yes, I'm quite aware there are transforming giant alien robots and things like that here. But they're old hat.

I'm interested in THIS world's aliens, since they've obviously never been seen.

AS SUCH.

I will be devoting my resources in between my DATS duties, honest! towards conducting research proving their existence, in light of such overwhelming evidence.

That is all.

Aug. 15th, 2009

Hmmmm.

SOS Log 13.1 - The Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 1

Man, don't you people know?

It's aliens.

It's gotta be.

Aliens from digital space.

Mass abduction.

Duh.

May. 20th, 2009

Hnnnn.

SOS Log 12.4 - The Combat Training of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 4 [locked to DATS]

...

Mikuru-chan's frozen.

...

Dammit. I can't rightfully go into even a mock battle without our mascot character!

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TRAINING IS ON HOLD FOR NOW.

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At least it's a good chance to try out some new outfits for her!

[ooc - Strikes locked. Poorly.]

May. 18th, 2009

Hnnnn.

SOS Log 12.3 - The Combat Training of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 3

...okay.

Blowtorches? Check.

Now if I could just get Bumblebee to return my messages... may have to talk to one of the others...

...

But where am I supposed to get fire breathing piranha plants? Hmmm.

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